Not poop, mud. Photo via Flickr user Eli Duke. We were two bottles of Prosecco down at a work leaving do when the subject turned to: "Have you ever done a shit in front of your boyfriend? The social anxiety surrounding the taking of a number two, along with the general grossness we all feel about poop—and the word poop, for that matter—makes the idea of a fetish for human waste completely unfathomable. How could you find that attractive? The smell! The texture!
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Top definition. Girls Don't Poop unknown. Rather, beautiful women possess a trait that is linked to beauty on chromosome 9. The trait grants beautiful women an inverted intestinal tract, such that the belly button naval of the beautiful women is the sole elimination medium, rather than the anus. The waste matter passes through the inverted intestinal tract, where, as it approaches the naval, extremophilic enzymes target the waste and generate heat, thereby converting it from solid form to an invisible vapor. At the same time, additional enzymes act upon the transforming waste, such that it loses all scent. The end result is that an invisible, odorless vapor is released through the naval and passes into the air around with absolutely no environmental or social consequences. This form of elimination is deemed most "noble", as it happens absolutely naturally and results in no disgusting expletives from men that otherwise would presume beautiful women poop.
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By Phoebe Jackson-edwards For Mailonline. A woman who revealed on Twitter how she ended up with 'poop' in her handbag during a very embarrassing date has gone viral. The series of tweets, which have been retweeted thousands of times, Makela revealed how she panicked, wrapped her waste in toilet paper, and even considered throwing it out of the window, before eventually managing to flush it. Makala, from Toronto, Canada, revealed on Twitter she ended up with 'poop' in her handbag during a date. She started her tweets by explaining her story was about her 'poop' and the series of 18 tweets went viral with thousands of retweets. Makala started: 'I have a story to tell.
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